WW III in my Condo last night! So, I had the bright idea to have my brother bring his 5 month old Golden Retriever over to my house last night. I told him that it would be good for her to get acquainted with my cat, Princess Sparkles, seeing as they were cousins and all... NOT a great idea... Riley was so excited when she first got there that she didn't really notice the beautiful gray feline that had immediately jumped on the couch as soon as she entered the room... That was about as calm as it got for the rest of the night! I had Scott hold Riley as I held Sparkles to see if they would be more comfortable. WRONG. Riley got nervous and started growling and barking and Sparkles' ears went back and the biggest hiss I had ever seen came flying out of her little kitty mouth! Needless to say, Sparkles spent the rest of the evening hiding under my bed w/ the door shut and Riley decided it was necessary to destroy all of Sparkles toys in less than an hour.
This whole episode got me thinking... If there was an Ultimate Fighting Championship match between Princess Sparkles and Riley, who would win? You see, in the far right corner you have Riley, a 5 month old Golden Retriever, weighing in at 35 lbs. She's young, full of energy, a strong build, and has a growl like a lion...She'll eat you up!
In the far left corner you have the sly, clever, Princess Sparkles... She weighs in at a whopping 11 lbs, is 5 years old, and likes to lick the toilet bowl... But don't let her pretty looks fool you, she is a deadly feline when she wants to be!
The below pics accurately discribe how I feel this match would end...
VS.
EQUALS =
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you your champion!!!
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